The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Ravens defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
76%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ravens, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.