The Blown Coverage Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Ravens defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
86%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ravens, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.