The Blown Coverage Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Ravens will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ravens's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.