The Late Scratch Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Ravens defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
88%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ravens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.