The Garbage-Time Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Ravens offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
77%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Ravens, Ravens, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.