The Mystery Tweak Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Ravens defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
73%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Ravens scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.