The Blown Coverage Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Ravens offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
80%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ravens's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.