The Bad Snap Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (OH)'s biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Every deep ball Roethlisberger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
82%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Roethlisberger's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.