The Intentional Grounding Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Roethlisberger will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
73%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Roethlisberger scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.