The Snap Count Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (OH)'s biggest rival.
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
92%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Roethlisberger, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.