The Intentional Grounding Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Roethlisberger will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
90%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Roethlisberger drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.