The Checkdown Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
86%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Roethlisberger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.