The Sideline-Scold Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Roethlisberger sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Roethlisberger scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.