The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (OH)'s biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Roethlisberger finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Roethlisberger, Roethlisberger, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.