The Sideline-Scold Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
77%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Roethlisberger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.