The Checkdown Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Ref: "Number Roethlisberger, that's a flag." Roethlisberger: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- A mysterious flag erases Roethlisberger's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Roethlisberger finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Roethlisberger scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.