The Intentional Grounding Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Roethlisberger gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
82%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Roethlisberger drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.