The Kneel-Down Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Roethlisberger finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Roethlisberger scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.