The Sideline-Scold Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Roethlisberger's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Roethlisberger is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Roethlisberger drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.