The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Roethlisberger gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Roethlisberger, Roethlisberger, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.