The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (OH)'s biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Roethlisberger finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Roethlisberger's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.