The Checkdown Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Roethlisberger is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Roethlisberger scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.