The Checkdown Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Roethlisberger's stadium. Only over Roethlisberger.
76%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Roethlisberger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.