The Bad Snap Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Roethlisberger's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Roethlisberger's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.