The Bad Snap Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Roethlisberger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (OH)'s biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Roethlisberger's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.