The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Roethlisberger: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Roethlisberger's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.