The Hamstring Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Roethlisberger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
89%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Roethlisberger, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.