The Snap Count Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- The play clock hits zero on Roethlisberger four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Roethlisberger will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
91%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Roethlisberger drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.