The Sack Spiral Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Roethlisberger's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Roethlisberger drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.