The Sack Spiral Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Roethlisberger finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Roethlisberger scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.