The Bad Snap Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Roethlisberger is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Roethlisberger's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.