The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (OH)'s biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Roethlisberger drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.