The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Roethlisberger will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Roethlisberger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.