The Hamstring Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (OH)'s biggest rival.
- Roethlisberger gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Roethlisberger, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.