The Sack Spiral Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
92%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Roethlisberger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.