The Sideline-Scold Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Roethlisberger will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Roethlisberger's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.