The Bad Snap Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Every deep ball Roethlisberger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Ref: "Number Roethlisberger, that's a flag." Roethlisberger: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Roethlisberger drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.