The Kneel-Down Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Roethlisberger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.