The Intentional Grounding Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Roethlisberger's stadium. Only over Roethlisberger.
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
89%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Roethlisberger drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.