The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Garbage time arrives early for Roethlisberger: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
73%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Roethlisberger, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.