The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Roethlisberger on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Roethlisberger drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.