The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Roethlisberger gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Roethlisberger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.