The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Roethlisberger will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
74%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Roethlisberger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.