The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Roethlisberger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
90%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Roethlisberger's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.