The Hamstring Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Roethlisberger is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Roethlisberger, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.