The Sack Spiral Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Roethlisberger throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
86%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Roethlisberger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.