The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Roethlisberger gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Roethlisberger's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.