The Hamstring Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Roethlisberger, the end zone is a rumor.
- Roethlisberger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
78%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Roethlisberger scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.