The Bad Snap Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“The broadcast shows Roethlisberger on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Roethlisberger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
86%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Roethlisberger's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.