The Fumble Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take VanSumeren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.